
“Wits, Flakes, and Clowns:
The Colorful Characters of Baseball”

The author:
Wayne Stewart
The publishing info:
Rowman & Littlefield
$36
272 pages
Released March 11
The links:
At the publisher’s website
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At the author’s website
The review in 90 feet or less
The funniest thing we tried during this pandemic lock down was give ourselves a haircut. Even with adjustable beard trimmer, it looked like a kindergartner given his first pair of left-handed scissors and then trying to fix it with wheat paste as a styling gel.
Friends suggested we watch a YouTube video first, and “have the right tools.” My wife grabbed rose pruners and a slightly-used cat de-wormer to see if she could rescue it.
We expected to emerge with something between Howie Long and Howie Mandel, and a contract with Fox to air it.
One can cringe. Or find the humor in it.

“Humor is a side of baseball that I think is important,” Carl Erskine, the Dodgers pitching great, says in a back-cover blurb for this new book. “Stories in baseball are rampant. I don’t hear so much in football and basketball, but you get a baseball guy started and you’ll hear a lot of stories. There’s something magic about baseball. I think one thing about baseball that gets overlooked is the human side of players—and that’s what this book is all about.”
Even though we never thought of “Oisk” as a well-known good humor man — a nice fellow, expert on the harmonica, for sure — it’s nice to see him alive and quoted.
As for some of the lunatics we used to see in the Dodgers’ and Angels’ locker rooms. …
Our own haircut-in-the-bathroom incident gave us a flash back to a time going into the Dodgers clubhouse and watching Mickey Hatcher with a towel around the shoulders of a teammate, giving him a buzz haircut. Maybe it was some kind of charity thing. That’s being charitable. Anyone who knew Hatcher realized this couldn’t turn out well. While we can’t recall who was on the wrong end of this, he would likely want to remain anonymous.
In the 130-plus stories about those whose natural personality brought humor to the game — “a Whitman’s Sampler” of bios, as Stewart says — it’s not a surprise that few are Cooperstown Hall of Famers. Yogi Berra, Casey Stengel, Tommy Lasorda and Bert Blyleven fit that, which may explain why all were efficient communicators after their playing days.
Hatcher deserves to be in a Hall all his own.
As well as teammates like Jay Johnstone. And Fernando Valenzuela, perhaps one of the most mischievous troublemakers in the Dodgers’ 1980s decade. He’s not mentioned in this book.
For this project, the players have been divided into four categories: Pitchers, position players, “princes of Pranks and Zaniness” and honorary mentions. It has an introduction, a conclusion, notes, a bibliography, index and author bio.
With that, we now say with a straight face were are finished with this portion of the review. Continue reading “Day 25 of (at least) 30 baseball book reviews for spring/summer 2020: Oh, the under-delivered insanity … we’re at our wit’s end”




The author:
As a Laguna Woods/Leisure World of Orange County 80-something resident who
A playwright, novelist and former Ohio State University baseball player has so much of his own resource material handy that it’s no coincidence in this revised edition of the Illustrated Rules – it first came out in 1999 but hasn’t been touched since a 2006 version — he has himself mentioned in the index four times. Even that seems a bit too modest.
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