The UK’s Daily Telegraph once noted that an “unsettling silver statue of David Beckham toured the world” in 2012 as part of a promotion for H&M department store.
“Normally, extremely photogenic, the British superstar appeared to wear a concerned look on his face while posing for the artwork. Perhaps he realized that his head-high genitalia would be a target of countless comedy snappers.”
Ahem …
Now, because you don’t get to see a David Beckham statue unveiled in L.A. every day – and should you? — the Galaxy will do so with dignity as they open the Major League Soccer regular season with a home match at the newly renamed Dignity Health Sports Park against Chicago (Saturday 5 p.m., FS1).
This could be some major erection for MLS lore.
Stop snickering.
You really want to bust out a bust of fame? Start chiseling that Zlatan statue now. When the granite dust settles, he’ll be the one we remember most, no matter how short his stay. Sure, we understand the impact that the former Man U footballer had on the boost for soccer in this region. Thanks for the 98 appearances in a Galaxy kit from 2007-12, and the 18 goals, and the back-to-back MLS Cup wins, and the Teen Choice Awards, and the 50 tattoos, then quitting with a year left on your deal.
We’re good. Go start that team in Miami.
The LAFC waits a day before opening its season at Banc of California Stadium against Kansas City (Sunday, 5:30 p.m., ESPN). No statues will be erected before its game.
Looking ahead for MLS ’19: First “El Trafico” isn’t until July 19 in Carson. Then Aug. 25 in downtown. Playoffs start the second week in October. It’ll be an interesting ride. Continue reading “02.25.19: Five things you should plan for the week ahead based on unscientific evidence of guaranteed importance”


Specifically, there has been enough changes – additions and subtractions, with teams and broadcasters – to consider the merits of bringing it back. Vin Scully and Bob Miller have retired. Ralph Lawler is doing the same. Joe Davis and Alex Faust have had time to clear their throat, and they still may not be the best, in L.A., at what they do (consider the prime candidate to replace Lawler on Clippers’ games).
If you have some time to chime in with your suggestions, I’m listening. Make comments here.
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How much more average can UCLA (13-13, 6-7) or USC (14-12, 7-6) get as they mildly build toward the Pac-12 Conference basketball tournament in Las Vegas. The Trojans’ Benny Boatwright at least appears to be engaged in the process, coming off a win over lowly Cal where he set a team record with 10 3-pointers.
The storylines going into the NHRA 59th Winternationals at Pomona (Thursday through Sunday, with finals coverage on FS1 starting at 2 p.m.) start with Top Fuel champion Steve Torrence back at the track where he capped off his 2018 season. He won all six countdown races to the title a year ago, the first in NHRA history, for 11 wins on the season. His main competitors: Doug Kalitta (who won last year’s Winternational), Tony Schumacher, Antron Brown, Leah Pritchett and Brittany Force. In the Funny Car, J.R. Todd clinched his title at Pomona last season, the last of his six wins. Sixteen-time champion John Force returns with Robert Hight, Ron Capps and Shawn Langdon in full force. More info: