No. 23: Ryan Elmquist

This is the latest post for an ongoing media project — SoCal Sports History 101: The Prime Numbers from 00 to 99 that Uniformly, Uniquely and Unapologetically Reveal The Narrative of Our Region’s Athletic Heritage.  Pick a number and highlight an athlete — person, place or thing — most obviously connected to it by fame and fortune, someone who isn’t so obvious, and then take a deeper dive into the most interesting story tied to it. It’s a combination of star power, achievement, longevity, notoriety, and, above all, what makes that athlete so Southern California. Quirkiness and notoriety factor in. And it should open itself to more discussion and debate — which is what sports is best at doing.

The most obvious choices for No. 23:

= Kirk Gibson: Los Angeles Dodgers
= LeBron James: Los Angeles Lakers
= David Beckham: Los Angeles Galaxy
= Eric Karros: Los Angeles Dodgers
= Dustin Brown: Los Angeles Kings

The not-so obvious choices for No. 23:

= Harold Minor: USC basketball
= Diana Taurasi: Don Lugo High School girls basketball
= Jackie Joyner: UCLA women’s basketball
= Jonathan Franklin: UCLA football
= Kenny Washington: UCLA basketball

The most interesting story for No. 23:
Ryan Elmquist, Caltech basketball guard (2007-08 to 2010-11)
Southern California map pinpoints:
Pasadena, Whittier, Pomona, LaVerne


Caltech senior Ryan Elmquist looks for a shot during his team’s 87-53 win over Eastern Nazerene, its second in a row during the 2010-11 season (later forfeited). Danny Moloshok/New York Times.

Ryan Elmquist scored 36 on his ACT college entrance exam. That surely impressed his classmates at Woodbury High in Minnesota, just East of the Twin Cities. Especially those who came to understand how that was a perfect score.

It gave Elmquist a ticket to dig out of the Midwest snow, head to Pasadena and enroll in California Institute of Technology — better known as Caltech in “The Big Bang Theory” fandom.

His major was to study computer science. His guilty pleasure was to keep playing basketball.

In Caltech lore, Elmquist is far better remembered for the time when he scored one not-so-lousy free throw on February 22, 2011. The last of his 23 points, with 3.3 seconds left, accounted for the final margin in a 46-45 victory for the Beavers over visiting Occidental College on their home Braun Athletic Center.

His smarter-than-smart peers were as impressed as the school’s Nobel Laureate-rich professorial staff and researchers. For Elmquist not only had the perfect ending to his senior season in the final game he ever played for the school, it also ended Caltech’s streak of 310 consecutive losses in Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (SCIAC) competition. That was a streak that began before Elmquist and his teammates were born, in January of 1985.

But who’s counting. Unless you are a campus full of math nerds.

Bazinga.

An NCAA Division III school that doesn’t give out athletic scholarships, has a modest $1.1 million athletic budget and has just 2,200 of the smartest kids in the country enrolled, Caltech did something mind blowing in a general non-scientific sense.

It took that streak ending to get mention on not only every sports network, but it wast on the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric and the ABC World News with Diane Sawyer.

“Probably for the first time in Caltech’s illustrious history of Nobel Prizes and brilliant students and faculty, there was a press conference in the gym,” the school’s official website noted in a post headlined “A (freethrow) shot heard around the sports world.

To note: Caltech, finishing 1-13 in conference and 5-20 overall, still hadn’t had a winning season since 1954. But it was a moment that mattered.

“I feel like I just won an NCAA championship,” said Caltech coach Oliver Eslinger, who has a Ph.D. in Education and Counseling Psychology and head of the men’s hoops program since 2008, the year after Elmquist enrolled. “I’m so proud of Ryan Elmquist.”

As Elmquist told the CBS Evening News: “I can’t think of a better storybook ending.”

Caltech’s Ryan Elmquist embraces coach Oliver Eslinger after the 46-45 win over Occidental in 2011. (Photo: Caltech)

The 6-foot-5 forward ended up as Caltech’s leading scorer that season — a 15.8 point-per-game average might not be as sparlking as a 4.0 grade point average, but you do the math.

It was quirky enough that most of his scoring abilities were a result of his free-throw accuracy. He held the school record for most free throws made and attempted — 17 of 19 — in one game as well as those made and attempted — 414 of 660 — in a career.

In that win over Oxy, 15 points came at the line with 19 tries. He also had nine rebounds and four blocked shots.

Eureka. And such a relief.

Caltech players may know they’re not athletically the ones pro scouts come calling on, but it doesn’t mean they have to be targets of insults, especially from opponents. One time when Caltech was a visiting team, someone came into its locker room, wiped off all the Xs and Os the coach had put up for their offensive plays, and replaced it with math problems to solve. Just to taunt them.

“Of course we could solve the problem, but we never did,” said Elmhurst. “We wiped it right off and tried to focus on the game.”

Before he graduated early and headed north to start a job with Google, Elmquist put his name in the Caltech books second all-time in scoring with 1,254, first in blocked shots with 157, and the only player with 1,000 career points and 500 rebounds.

A three-year captain, three-time team MVP and CoSida Academic All-American first-teamer, Elmquist eventually was a 2024 entry into the Caltech Hall of Honor. Which honors athletes, really. It could be called an Athletic Hall of Fame. But why confuse it?

It has its own separate ongoing list of Nobel Laureates, MacArthur Fellows, National Medal of Science Recipients and National Medal of Technology and Innovation Recipients. No apparent mention of Professor Proton, however.

Aside from his career stats, Elmquist’s honor was a reflection of the free throw that secured Caltech’s five-win season, the most it had collected against NCAA opponents in 50 years.

Google all that when you get a chance.

The sports heritage

Numbers matter at Caltech.

The men’s basketball team, one of 16 divisible varsity programs on the campus, rallies behind the workmanship of mascot Bernoulli Beaver (or Berni for short, officially named in 2023 by a vote to pay homage to the Bernoulli family of 18th Century mathematicians).

The Beaver nickname also acknowledges a species known as “nature’s engineers.” (Look it up: The Massachusetts Institute of Technology also has the beaver as its mascot, for the same exact reason. Its beaver is named Tim. Maybe because it’s “MIT” spelled backward).

With its orange-and-white color scheme, Caltech seems to create an illusion that this is a Southern branch of Oregon State University. Leave it to the Beavers to be willing to take on the roll as cannon fodder for more athletic-savvy schools of higher learning.

While Caltech fielded an actual football team for 100 years — once defeating USC in 1896 — its most glorious moments in or near a gridiron involve two well-remembered Rose Bowl pranks. The school even documents them for posterity on its website.

On Jan. 2, 1961, in what became known as “The Great Rose Bowl Hoax,” a small band of ingenious students surreptitiously altered a University of Washington halftime flip-card routine so that it showed the Caltech Beavers mascot and then spelled out “CALTECH” instead of what Washington planned to be an American flag.” NBC broadcasters Mel Allen and Chick Hearn broke out in laughter on the air when the stunt occurred. It involved changing the 2,400 cards kept in the Huskies’ cheerleader dorm on the Long Beach State campus.

On Jan. 2, 1984, during the UCLA-Illinois Rose Bowl, Caltech students were able to sabotage the scoreboard and display: “Caltech 38, MIT 9” in the third quarter. Two students were charged with misdemeanors, admitting they spliced a remote-controlled computer and other electronic gadgets into the wiring of the scoreboard.

(Do you notice the dependency of a Jan. 2 Rose Bowl date may be cause to send Caltech students offkilter?)

When the then-known Throop Institute created a football program 1893, two years after the opening of what would eventually be California School of Technology, its record-keepers duly noted that it suffered 60-0 loss against USC. In 1896, Caltech defeated USC, 22-0, for the program’s first recorded victory.

It won the SCIAC titles in 1930 (5-3-1) and ’31 (6-2-1), actually playing some of its home games at the nearby and vastly oversized Rose Bowl. It stopped competing in the SCIAC in 1968 (after a 1-7 season)and moved to becoming a JV, a club and a school recreation sport until it was retired in 1993 with a cumulative record of 179-371-18. Officially, its final game of 1993 was a 32-13 loss to the Hawthorne Cougars.

From a New York Times minipuzzle clue, November 2025

Because our own brain can’t always tackle this kind of subject matter, we asked Google AI if it could generate a list of the greatest athletes in Caltech sports history. That seemed an appropriate method of attack.

This is what it spit out:

The choice of the “greatest” often depends on whether one values single-sport dominance or multi-sport versatility. Determining the single “greatest” athlete is subjective, but several standout individuals are recognized in the Caltech Athletics Hall of Honor (established in 2014) for their exceptional dominance and records. Notable candidates include:

Sarah Wright, Class of 2013: She competed on the men’s soccer team (Caltech did not have a women’s team at the time, but eventually did) as well as the women’s basketball team and the track & field team. She still holds the school record in the heptathlon and ranks in the top ten in numerous other track and field events. Her trailblazing role in women’s sports at Caltech is also a significant part of her legacy. (Inducted in 2023) (Note: In 2012, she founded a non-profit called Engineers Beyond Borders Caltech chapter)

Steven Sheffield, Class of 1972: A dominant force in the pool who was a multi-sport athlete in men’s water polo and swim & dive, he set multiple program records across several swimming events and earned All-SCIAC honors in both sports. (Inducted in 2023)

Jim Hamrick, Class of 1986: All-SCIAC honors during the four years he played baseball, setting single-season and career program records for home runs and RBIs. (Inducted in 2016).

Nice, but … the AI search, however, wasn’t all that inclusive. It passed over these gems easy to find in the Hall of Honor:

Grant Venerable, Class of 1932: The San Bernardino High grad went to USC, Cal Berkeley and UCLA (some eight years before Jackie Robinson did) before transferring to Caltech as its first Black graduate. He spent two years on the school’s track and field team. (Inducted in 2020).

Fred Newman, Class of 1959: All-SCIA in baseball, basketball, football and soccer, he also set a Guinness Book of World Records mark in basketball shooting ability — making 20,371 free throws out of 22,049 attempts in a 24-hour period from Sept. 29-30 in 1990. At age 60, he also made 88 straight free throws while blindfolded and 209 straight 3-point shots. Field of expertise: Computer programming. (Inaugural class of 2014).

Glenn Graham, Class of 1926: Captain of the school’s track team, he won the silver medal in the pole vault at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris, clearing 3.95 meters, and losing in a jump-off to American Lee Barnes. (Inaugural class of 2014).

The 1953-54 Men’s Basketball team: Winners of the first outright conference title in program history, taking the SCIAC with a 6-2 record. (Inducted in 2016).

And, there’s also Elmquist.

The streak

In 2007, the year Elmquist entered Caltech, a rather shallow documentary dropped called“Quantum Hoops.” The tagline: “Before they change the world, they need to win ONE game.” Ben Stiller was given the project by Disney to make it into a feature film which still apparently is on the grease board.

The doc jumped into following the basketball team amidst its then-21-year losing streak as the 2006 season winded down. At that point in time, Caltech had a 60-game overall losing streak and hadn’t won a Division III game in 11 years.

A clip from “Quantum Hoops” that focuses on the ineptness of the Caltech basketball team.

The New York Times was rather dismissive of the doc, calling it “just the cutest thing” under the headline: “This Is Basketball, Boys; It’s Not Rocket Science.”

The film’s all-over-the-place presentation — more on the Caltech history than its hoops — pointed out the school could claim the highest ratio of Nobel Prize winners to faculty and a men’s basketball team to losses. About 35 percent of the Caltech graduates go on to earn a Ph.D, and 25 percent of the students arrived this fall with SAT scores of 2,330 (out of 2,400) or better.

It also once had a player named Huckleberry Seed, a 6-foot-7 center who dropped out in his sophomore year to become a professional gambler and went on to win World Series of Poker. While basketball is excellent, playing poker in your pajamas has its perks.

It also featured San Antonio Spurs’ Hall of Fame-bound coach Gregg Popovich, who had a Pomona-Pitzer team that once lost to Caltech and then later rebounded to win the SCIAC conference.

Peter Roby, director of Northeastern University’s Center for the Study of Sport in Society, had said in the Christian Science Monitor in 2007: “It is a tribute to their unwillingness to compromise their [academic] standards that they have endured for as long as they have.”

In January of 2007, after the film’s release, Caltech snapped its 207-game losing streak to D-III schools when it outlasted Bard College, a private liberal arts school in Annandale-on-Hudson in New York, 81-52.

But it wasn’t until the win over Occidental in 2011 that Caltech could claim its first SCIAC win as it went up against the likes of Cal Lutheran, Claremont-Mudd-Scripps, Redlands, Whittier, La Verne and Chapman over more than a half century.

The men’s hoops team was hardly alone in carrying out losses to the nth-degree in that time period.

The women’s team lost 50 in a row until it won its first SCIAC game, also in January of 2007, defeating Pomona-Pitzger’s Sagehens. The school’s baseball team had lost 412 consecutive conference games since 1988, and 170 consecutive games over all, dating to 2003. The streak would end in 2013.

The Los Angeles Times’ Bill Plaschke had been keeping tabs on the Caltech basketball story back to the 20th Century. At that point, in 1997, the Beavers had a 12-year, 110-game D-III losing streak. They almost broke that but fell to Occidental, 44-40, in January of ’97.

Plaschke started a piece with a quip about how Beavers guard Josh Moats was about to throw an inbounds pass in a game against Cal Lutheran, and someone from the stands yelled: “Shouldn’t you be home doing your homework?”

To which Moats said later: “I was thinking: ‘You know, that guy was right’.”

Caltech once considered dropping out of the SCIAC, where it was a founding member in 1915. For four years in the mid-1980s, it even dropped varsity basketball entirely. The students eventually wouldn’t allow it to be.

When the 2010-11 basketball season for the men and women  started with its Oct. 16 “Midnight Madness” celebration for the first official day students could practice in the Braun Gym, Plaschke was back noted that there was a pep band riling up the crowd of about 500 with one cheerleader.

“Pep band?” asked Elmquist. “Since when do we have a pep band.”

Since three days ago, Plaschke wrote.

For the students, a half-court shooting contest took place where the winner received an autographed basketball with the signatures of five Nobel Prize winners who teach at Caltech.

The men’s team started the ’10-’11 season on a predictable trajectory. Non-conference losses at the Milwaukee School of Engineering, no hope against Hope International, sluggish against UC Santa Cruz. A win on Dec. 4 in the seventh-place game of the Fulmer Tournament in Redland came up against American Sports University, which snapped a 44-game losing streak (it had last won in January of 2009 against NYU-Polytechnic). Elmquist had a game-high 25 points, including 13-for-14 at the free-throw line, and was given the tournament’s Sportsmanship Award.

Caltech actually ran off three wins. In a row. (One had to be vacated because of an NCAA infraction, but we’ll get to that later). It outlasted UC Santa Cruz in a rematch, 63-62, in the SCIAC Classic at Braun Gym. Elmquist had 17 points, four blocks and six rebounds in 38 minutes and became the 11th player in the program to go past 1,000 points. He also broke the school mark for career blocks.

“Ryan has worked so hard for four years and today is a great testament to that hard work. He is a great example of what a Caltech student-athlete should be,” Eslinger said.

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No. 59: Barbie

This is the latest post for an ongoing media project — SoCal Sports History 101: The Prime Numbers from 00 to 99 that Uniformly, Uniquely and Unapologetically Reveal The Narrative of Our Region’s Athletic Heritage.  Pick a number and highlight an athlete — person, place or thing — most obviously connected to it by fame and fortune, someone who isn’t so obvious, and then take a deeper dive into the most interesting story tied to it. It’s a combination of star power, achievement, longevity, notoriety, and, above all, what makes that athlete so Southern California. Quirkiness and notoriety factor in. And it should open itself to more discussion and debate — which is what sports is best at doing.

The not-so- obvious choices for No. 59:

= Collin Ashton, USC football
= Lou Ferrigno Jr., USC football
= Mario Celotto, USC football
= George Kase, UCLA football
= Evan Phillips, Los Angeles Dodgers
= Ismail Valdez, Los Angeles Dodgers
= Loek Van Mil, Los Angeles Angels

The most interesting story for No. 59:
=Barbie, pop culture icon (1959 to present)
Southern California map pinpoints:
Hawthorne, El Segundo, Los Angeles


Of all the pretty people, impenetrable places and pretend things to chose from, Barbie pushed herself onto the cover of Sports Illustrated in early 2014.

It figures that the iconic figurine and model citizen created by the then-Hawthorne based Mattel toy company wasn’t depicted as an athlete. This wasn’t the SI Sportsperson of the Year issue.

Yet, jockified Barbie could play the part, and this could have passed as fashionable forward thinking here.

Through the years, Barbie has gone beyond a fancy-dressed glamor symbol. She’s been a volleyball player. And a soccer player. And a softball player. Name the sport — we’re even thinking pickleball — and in many display cases, she’s sporting a No. 59 jersey.

That’s a call back to the year she was created, 1959.

Some of those “59” Barbies also tout off her active lifestyle as part of the “Malibu Collection,” along with genital challenged boyfriend, Ken.

But for this purpose, for this SI cover, this Barbie, a certified Southern California 11 ½-inch titan, was on the Swimsuit issue. Wearing her a classic black-and-white one-piece retro swimsuit.

Legendary photographer Water Ioos, Jr., was also in on the photo shoot.

“She’s like the best model I’ve ever worked with,” he said. “She takes directions almost silently.”

Officially, it was an #unapologetic synergistic “cover wrap” to coincide with the American International Toy Fair, as well as celebrate the 50th anniversary of the magazine. Indeed, Mattel paid SI for the privilege of its platform exposure. And a limited edition SI Barbie doll went on sale to cash in on it all.

All in all, this Barbie/SI co-oped exposure became uncomfortable pearl clutching for some concerned about the image-consciousness messaging to young women.

“Mattel has long contended with complaints that Barbie, with her lithesome figure and focus on fashion, is not a positive role model for girls,” a New York Times story noted. “At the same time, Sports Illustrated is no favorite of some critics who believe that the swimsuit issue objectifies women.”

A Mattel spokesman responded in a story for NBC News: “Barbie has always been a lightning rod for controversy and opinions. Posing in SI gives Barbie and her fellow legends an opportunity to own who they are, celebrate what they have accomplished and show the world it is OK to be capable and captivating.”

That story noted Sports Illustrated claims to have more than 17 million women read its Swimsuit issue, more than most major fashion magazines combined, and sales for items the models wear get a significant boost.

“Barbie sort of has been taken hostage,” said a university marketing professor, “(but) despite her haters and naysayers, she’s comfortable with who she is.”

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No. 92: Rich Dimler

This is the latest post for an ongoing media project — SoCal Sports History 101: The Prime Numbers from 00 to 99 that Uniformly, Uniquely and Unapologetically Reveal The Narrative of Our Region’s Athletic Heritage.  Pick a number and highlight an athlete — person, place or thing — most obviously connected to it by fame and fortune, someone who isn’t so obvious, and then take a deeper dive into the most interesting story tied to it. It’s a combination of star power, achievement, longevity, notoriety, and, above all, what makes that athlete so Southern California. Quirkiness factors in. And it should open itself to more discussion and debate — which is what sports is best at doing.

The most obvious choices for No. 92:

= Rich Dimler, USC football, Los Angeles Express

The not-so-obvious choices for No. 92:

= Harrison Mevis, Los Angeles Rams
= Rick Tocchet, Los Angeles Kings
= Don Gibson, USC football

The most interesting story for No. 92:
Rich Dimler, USC football nose guard (1975 to 1978), Los Angeles Express defensive tackle (1983 to 1984)
Southern California map pinpoints:
Los Angeles, Glendale, Inglewood, Hawthorne, Torrance, Rancho Palos Verdes


Los Angeles Times, Sept. 8, 1978.

Raise a glass to Rick Dimler. With caution.

The fact he made it through 44 years of roughhousing, and once heralded by USC defensive line coach Marv Goux as “the toughest player I’ve seen in 22 years of coaching” while playing on four straight Trojan bowl victories, is worthy of a toast.

But then again, there was the time when his home town in New Jersey tried to throw a parade in his honor, and it didn’t end well.

Homecomings can be problematic if the honoree celebrates too early and too often.

In March of 1979, Dimler was living off the fame of finishing his four years of football at USC, capped off by a 12-1 season, co-captain of the defensive squad that was highly effective in a Rose Bowl win over Michigan, and giving the Trojans a national championship in the eyes of many voters of such polls.

At this point, Dimler was back visiting friends and family in Bayonne, New Jersey. The cityfolk were finalizing plans for what would be Rich Dimler Day — a parade in his honor, a key to the city, the red-carpet treatment. Beers hoisted and thrown back as he could now look forward to what the NFL might bring.

The party was set for April, but, again, Dimler put himself in a situation that had penalty flags flying all over the place.

On March 12, Bayonne police say they saw Dimler in a car racing another car right down Broadway through the city, and started chasing him at 2 a.m. Dimler, according to the authorities, ran three red lights trying to escape. The other car got away. Dimler was hauled in.

At that point, the 6-foot-6, 260-pound Dimler had a dim view on how this might be a teachable moment.

“I’ll have your jobs; I’ll have both your jobs!” Dimler was said to have screamed at the officers, pushing one of them away. He was eventually accused of striking a patrolman in the chest at police headquarters and deemed “unruly” while in the jail cell.

“He flunked his breathalyzer test in flying colors,” said Lt. Vincent Bonner said in newspaper accounts. The .22 result was well above the legal limit of .15.

As soon as Dimler was out on bail facing charges of assault and battery and creating a disturbance, reporters covering the incident discovered he had been arrested just a month earlier in Los Angeles on driving under the influence, but no charges were filed.

Those digging further into his legal history found a disturbing incident in 1973, the year before he left New Jersey to attend USC, when Dimler, then 17, was acquitted of a death by auto charge in juvenile court. He had been charged of hitting and killing a 10-year-old girl as she crossed the street, and he left the scene. All that happened at the time was getting put on probation.

Bayonne City Councilman Donald Ahern — who happened to be Dimler’s high school coach in the mid-’70s — was asked about how all this might tarnish te upcoming day in his honor.

“He’s a good kid with a good heart; I’d be the last guy to leave the ship for that kid,” said Ahern.

If Dimler needed another character witness, in November of ’78, USC coach John Robinson was telling the Los Angeles Times’ John Hall about how the season had been progressing with Dimler in command of the defense.

“If they ever draw up a blueprint for the ideal leader,” Robinson said, “that’s Dimler.”

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No. 8: Ralphie Valladares

This is the latest post for an ongoing media project — SoCal Sports History 101: The Prime Numbers from 00 to 99 that Uniformly, Uniquely and Unapologetically Reveal The Narrative of Our Region’s Athletic Heritage.  Pick a number and highlight an athlete — person, place or thing — most obviously connected to it by fame and fortune, someone who isn’t so obvious, and then take a deeper dive into the most interesting story tied to it. It’s a combination of star power, achievement, longevity, notoriety, and, above all, what makes that athlete so Southern California. Quirkiness and notoriety factor in. And it should open itself to more discussion and debate — which is what sports is best at doing.

The most obvious choices for No. 8:

= Kobe Bryant: Los Angeles Lakers
= Troy Aikman: UCLA football
= Steve Young: Los Angeles Express
= Drew Doughty: Los Angeles Kings
= Reggie Smith: Los Angeles Dodgers

The not-so-obvious choices for No. 8:

= John Roseboro: Los Angeles Dodgers
= Tommy Maddox: Los Angeles Xtreme
= Ralphie Valladares: Los Angeles Thunderbirds
= Teemu Selanne: Mighty Ducks of Anaheim

The most interesting story for No. 8:
Ralphie Valladares, Los Angeles Braves (1953 to 1959); Los Angeles Thunderbirds (1961 to 1993)
Southern California map pinpoints:
Inglewood, Pico Rivera, Los Angeles (Olympic Auditorium)


In what was a real-deal world of Roller Derby, Ralphie Valladares brought validation, valor and viscosity for those pulling for the underdog. Even a trace of Prince Valiant.

No. 8 wasn’t just gritty great, he could flat-out skate. A lightning-fast play maker for the red, white and blue Los Angeles Thunderbirds, our own very diverse and equally dynamic team of men and women. An abject reflection our city’s inclusive melting pot and blue-color mentality.

It was not a stretch to look back on Valladares as the first high-profile relatable Latino sports star in Los Angeles, some 20 years before Fernando Valenzuela and his mania turned up in the 1980s. At which point in time Valladares was still around to see what kind of magic his sport could squeeze out for this generation at the height of the roller disco scene.

From the 1968 Roller Derby Gazette/Joseph Peters “Who’s Who in Roller Derby” Facebook page

You couldn’t help but buy into the showmanship, and pop culture value, much like an audience would with the Harlem Globetrotters or the Savannah Bananas. There was art, merit and an authentic skill set necessary.

Even kids figured that out if they tried to replicate it on the playground wearing those plastic Dodger give-away batting helmets and hand-me-down four-wheeled skates an older sister might have once worn as a dream to be a figure skater on asphalt, it took talent or else you’d be just another skid mark.

We figured out this was a bit like Three Stooges rough-house theater, cartoons come to life. The merriment of a merry-go-round full of arm whips, flying elbows and heavy pouncing, wrapped up by the theatrics of an obnoxious infield interview and folding-chair throwing, turning over tables in faux anger, was an outlet.

This thing we were captivated by on TV — and at some point, we might have had to adjust tin-foil wrapped TV antennas on the black-and-white Zenith to find the UHF station actually delivering the Sunday night video taped action between 7 and 9 p.m. — also had a scoreboard. A rudimentary graphic popped up full screen to show that what we saw was as important as an MLB or college football game.

Someone was keeping track. We counted on that, too.

For some 50 years, Valladares played the part of player, coach and manager, spanning the 1950s to the early ’90s as the sport kept changing names and venues, something like a medicine show with Dick Lane as the Professor Harold Hill character, barking out the Richmond-9-5171 phone number to lure anyone into the otherwise sketchy Olympic Auditorium in downtrodden downtown L.A.

Lane was also the one screeching all too often: “There goes Little Ralphie Valllladarrezzzzzz on the jam!!”

That was our jam.

And while we all bought in on the statement that Valladares was the sport’s all-time leader in whatever made-up but important numbers they had created — matches played, career points, points scored in a single game, or bruises distributed — the ageless wheelman was all there for its seemingly entire sweet spot of history.

Scott Stephens, a longtime fan, one-time Roller Games skater and author of the 2019 “Rolling Thunder: The Golden Age of Roller Derby & The Rise And Fall of the L.A. T-Birds,” honestly wrote in his book: “Ralphie Valladares was the first and last T-Bird star.”

Yet none of this might have happened if Valladares had his athletic career go the way he thought it was heading. He dreamed of becoming a championship jockey riding thoroughbreds near his home at another famous oval, Hollywood Park. But something rolled him into a much different arena.

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No. 35: Petros Papadakis

This is the latest post for an ongoing media project — SoCal Sports History 101: The Prime Numbers from 00 to 99 that Uniformly, Uniquely and Unapologetically Reveal The Narrative of Our Region’s Athletic Heritage.  Pick a number and highlight an athlete — person, place or thing — most obviously connected to it by fame and fortune, someone who isn’t so obvious, and then take a deeper dive into the most interesting story tied to it. It’s a combination of star power, achievement, longevity, notoriety, and, above all, what makes that athlete so Southern California. Quirkiness and notoriety factor in. And it should open itself to more discussion and debate — which is what sports is best at doing.

The most obvious choices for No. 35:

= Sidney Wicks, UCLA basketball
= Bob Welch, Los Angeles Dodgers
= Cody Bellinger, Los Angeles Dodgers
= Jean-Sebastien Giguere, Anaheim Mighty Ducks
= Christian Okoye, Azusa Pacific College football

The not-so-obvious choices for No. 35:

= Tank Younger, Los Angeles Rams
= Loy Vaught, Los Angeles Clippers
= Rudy LaRusso, Los Angeles Lakers
= Ron Settles, Long Beach State football

The most interesting story for No. 35:
Petros Papadakis, USC football tailback (1996  to 2000)
Southern California map pinpoints:
San Pedro, Palos Verdes, Hollywood, Los Angeles (Coliseum, Sports Arena)


Oct. 15, 1998: On USC’s third play from scrimmage in the first quarter, Trojans junior tailback Petros Papadakis finishes off a 65-yard touchdown run against Cal at the Coliseum (top, and below). Papadakis had 13 carries for 158 yards in his greatest statistical performance of his USC career in a 32-31 Week 6 loss. (Photos by Jon Soohoo/USC)

Any sort of perfunctory profile of Petros Papadakis becomes the proverbial Sisyphean pursuit. Hopefully we don’t have to Greek-splain too much here.

Sisyphus, the first king of Ephyra, found his eternal fate in Hades rolling a huge boulder endlessly up a hill, only to see it come back down at him. Every time he made progress and got on a roll, it reversed on him like a Looney Tunes cartoon. The whole thing seemed so Kafkaesque that French philosopher Albert Camus, writing “The Myth of Sisyphus” in 1942, elevated him to some absurd hero status in Greek mythology.

Something that Papadakis might find relatable.

When Papadakis gets on his own a roll, cutting it up on KLAC-AM (570)’s afternoon sports-talk drive-time “Petros and Money Show,” there is far less sports and much more drive to just being a voice for “la raza.” It’s a focus on a feeling of being in “la ciudad” with Papadakis, as familiar as he is bombastic, just the person in the passenger seat making observational conversation to it real.

He is part of USC football legacy, a linage of Cardinal and Gold athletes whose performance has been documented in Los Angeles’ grand Coliseum. Papadakis’ work ethic formed at his family’s famously iconic San Pedro Taverna, as he went from dishwasher to waiter to spending all his earnings for the night back on his guests to make sure they went home happy.

Maybe Papadakis became an accidental broadcaster, but it’s a career that likely defines him as much if not more than anything else. Once a Trojan workhorse in the USC backfield, he is the sometimes-hoarse former Trojan on the dashboard radio. A Red Bull in a china shop of hot topics. The connoisseurs of SoCal sports who enjoy conquering as much as consuming any kind of history lesson are better for it.

Fox Sports’ Petros Papadakis, left, with USC head football coach Lane Kiffin in 2011.

Back to the profile: Papadakis has provided quips along the way to make his story even more cohesive:

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