Day 25 of 2024 baseball book reviews: You’re not killing us, Smalls (but the small screen …)

“Baseball: The Movie”

The author:
Noah Gittell

The publishing info:
Triumph Books, 304 pages, $30
Released May 14, 2024

The links:
The publishers website;
the authors website;
at Bookshop.org; at Powells.com;
at Vromans.com; at {pages a bookstore}; at BarnesAndNoble.com; at Amazon.com

“Mike Donlin: A Rough and Rowdy
Life from New York Baseball Idol to
Stage and Screen”

The authors:
Steve Steinberg
Lyle Spatz

The publishing info:
University of Nebraska Books, 368 pages, $39.95
Released May 1, 2024

The links:
The publishers website;
The authors website (Steinberg); the authors website (Spatz);
At Bookshop.org; at Powells.com; at Vromans.com; at {pages: a bookstore}; at BarnesAndNoble.com; at Amazon.com

The reviews in 90 feet or less

A six-part series airing on Turner Classic Movies channel rolled out earlier this year called “The Power of Film,” and it led off with an episode that explained the dynamics of what makes a movie both popular and memorable. They are definitely not the same.

Howard Suber, an esteemed UCLA film professor who wrote a book about this topic with the same title in 2006 after teaching this course in Westwood for many years to thousands of students, agreed to do this series. It not only is trying to enlighten those aspiring to be directors, producers or screen writers, but it is really for movie lovers — like TMC viewers — to better understand why they’ve had these connections to certain films over the years, how it is they’re able to watch them over and over again, and what leads them back for reinforcement.

Common themes that resonate in our soul and we see that portrayed on the screen are often about family. Or power. Or the fragility of life. These themes go back 2,500 years in our course of historical storytelling.

Film clips come up during this hour-long series opener, and Suber shows the ties that bind “The Godfather,” “Casablanca,” “Citizen Kane,” “A Star is Born,” “Do The Right Thing” or “The Exorcist.”

At one point during a montage, there is a quick flash of a scene from the 1992 “A League of their Own” — Geena Davis, as Dottie Hinson, bare-hand catches a ball thrown at her without showing any emotion. Awe inspiring. And powerful.

When we saw that clip, we flashed back to the September 2023 book, “No Crying in Baseball: The Inside Story of ‘A League of their Own: Big Stars, Dugout Drama and a Home Run for Hollywood” by Erin Carlson. We reviewed it last year and thoroughly embraced all the info there that confirmed what we suspected: The girls just wanted to have fun. And they did, making history along the way.

But in this TCM series context, “A League of their Own” explained how this is about a family, of baseball players. It was about overcoming odds, from the perspective of women just looking for a chance. It involved power — empowering them to show their worth. It checked off so many boxes that baseball was just a convenient entry point to another version of storytelling as old as time.  

Now, we can take that movie, and more, to the next level.

Noah Gittell, a writer and critic whose work has been in the L.A. Review of Books as well as Esquire and Washington City Paper, and currently on his own Substack platform, uses his experiences to crank out his first book on how baseball can be the centerpiece of film, and it has been for more more than 100 years. It’s a commonality that makes it resonate on many levels.

Books on this subject have drifted in and out of our space. In 2017, there was “Baseball Goes to the Movies” by Ron Backer/Applause Books. Others like “The Baseball Film: A Cultural and Transmedia History” in 2022 was far too academic for us. “Great Baseball Films: From Right off the Bat to A League of their Own” by Rob Edelman in 1994 is more in line with this Gittell project, going over nearly 200 baseball films (and also revealing what wasn’t so great). But as the date shows, it’s about 30 years in need of an update. (Edleman also wrote the SABR biographies of Buster Keaton and Mike Donlan, which we will soon get to later).

Before that was Hal Erickson’s “Baseball in the Movies: A Comprehensive Reference, 1915-1991” and Gary E. Dickerson’s “The Cinema of Baseball: 1929 to 1989” another noble scholarly effort. Still, outdated.

In 2023, Will Leitch did his list of the best baseball movies of all time for MLB.com. No. 1: Bull Durham.No.2: A League of Their Own.

In 2019, the Society of American Baseball Research, as part of its project to celebrate its 50th year, also did its own review of baseball films and what it has meant in popular culture: It posted its 50 of the most memorable baseball-related moments in films and television for the past half century, compiled by Mark Armour with Jim Baker, Michael Bates, Michael Bender, Emily Hawks, Jeff Katz, R. J. Lesch, Bruce Markusen, Justin McGuire, Rob Neyer, Steve Roney, Gabriel Schechter, Tom Shieber and Cary Smith.

What sets Gittell apart here is its personalized approach, much like how someone would describe their own baseball cards. To get the true effect, listen to him read it aloud on the audio versions made available.

As he writes in the intro, “Hollywood exists to provide the glorious catharsis life rarely does, but the baseball movie, a collision of two dreams, is a little different. It returns us to a heaven we’ve already glimpsed. … Baseball movies are important. They develop fans of the game by drawing out its drama and revealing its humanity. Let’s be honest: Baseball players aren’t always so forthcoming about their inner lives, their hopes, and their fears. The league doesn’t help us to get to know them; particularly in recent years, it has been terrible about marketing its stars. We need the movies to show us what it feels like to be on a hot streak or stuck in a slump … The cynics … shake their heads and say baseball movies are cheesy and unrealistic. … Pay them no mind. These people misunderstand baseball, as well as the baseball movie. The disappointment is real, but so is the magic. If we believe in Kirk Gibson, we must believe in Roy Hobbs.”

It would be easy to spoil the exploration and prose Gittell uses to reel us back into baseball reel-ism. The parallel histories of film and baseball don’t always connect well, but when they do, it’s magic. Like a Robert Redford home run. This is how film explains baseball, and vice versa, and how both explain our American experience.

Twenty four baseball-centic films are covered by name in 18 chapters, with the final chapter interestingly enough devoted to the burgeoning genre of faith-based movies that use baseball as a narrative. Quite inspiring.

“A League of Their Own,” of course, is included — as is a blurb from the previously referenced book. Erin Carlson writes: “Nostalgic, smart and entertaining all at once.”

As for the film, Gittell slots in Chapter 3 about “The Nostalgia Boom,” and pairs it will well with the 1988 “Bull Durham” as flicks that “tell stories about people who had long been relegated to the sidelines in baseball cinema — women and minor leaguers — with incredible craft, great humor and strong baseball accumen … (they are) ideal surrogates for 99 percent of viewers.”

Gittell also connects dots to “A League of Their Own” back to Tatum O’Neal’s 1976 role as Amanda Whurlitzer in “The Bad News Bears.” Furthermore, it’s likely no accident that the 1991 hit movie “Thelma and Louise” happened to also connect its two leads again — Davis in “A League of Their Own” and Susan Sarandon to “Bull Durham” as an extension of rebel friends and outlaws, showing women shine in a male-dominated world.

The scene where Davis, as Dottie Hanson, makes that bare-hand catch is about cool power amidst “effortless beauty of a supermodel,” Gittell writes. And the “endless debate” about the film’s climatic scene — did Dottie drop the ball after tagging her sister Kit trying to score the winning run? “(The debate) has helped keep ‘A League of Their Own’ alive in public discourse. For that reason, it matters. The truth, however, is there is no right answer because we’re asking the wrong question. It’s not important whether she intended to drop the ball. What matters is why the film needs her to. Throughout the film, Dottie is conflicted between being a housewife or a ballplayer. To some degree, it’s the conflict within all the players, and the film rightly passes no judgment either way. … Roger Ebert credits this nonjudgmental approach to its women’s director.”

That would be Penny Marshall, who “shows her women characters in a tug-of-war between new images and old values, and so her movie is about transition — about how it felt as a woman suddenly to have roles and freedom.”

Gittell concludes: “The commercial success and the enduring legacy of ‘A League of Their Own’ in a genre once defined solely by its maleness has permanently redefined what a movie — not just a sports movie, and certainly not only a baseball movie — can be.”

A synopsis that Howard Suber might consider pretty super.

One of the sidebars to Gittell’s book is a list of famous baseball scenes that aren’t in “baseball” movies. No. 2 on his list — after all the baseball stuff that was in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” — are two movies by Buster Keaton, “College” and “The Cameraman.”

Gittell notes that Keaton adored baseball and at the Keaton Production Company, he would order his employees to play a game of baseball every time they were faced with a difficult problem on the set. “If a solution struck in the middle of the game, they’d throw down their mitts and resume shooting.”

In the 1927 “College,” Keaton tries to woo a co-ed by becoming an athlete, and makes a fool of himself trying to play baseball. Including getting his foot stuck on first base.

In 1928, “The Cameraman” is about Keaton assigned to photograph Babe Ruth, and the cameraman arrives at Yankee Stadium only to find out the Yankees are in St. Louis. So Keaton takes the field and mimes playing baseball to play out a childhood fantasy. His athleticism is on full display. It’s very real. He runs the bases “with wild abandon. It was easily the best baseball action every put on film at this point in history — all without a baseball.”

A photo from The Herald Examiner Collection at the Los Angeles Public Library, the caption on file from October 28, 1926 reads: “Remember when Frank ‘Cap’ Dillon cavorted around first base for the Angels, and handled the celestial job of managing them? Well, he’s a golfer now, and says the game is a ‘wow’ compared with baseball. In this picture ‘Cap’, at right, talks over his card with ‘Mike’ Donlin, famous veteran big leaguer.” The background: Frank “Pop” Dillon was a Major League Baseball first baseman with the Pittsburgh Pirates, Detroit Tigers, Baltimore Orioles and Brooklyn Superbas. He was popularly know as “Cap” Dillon. After his playing career ended, Dillon was a player and manager for many years with the Los Angeles Angels of the Pacific Coast League. He died in 1931.

In Keaton’s 1926 film, “The General,” one of the actors is a fellow named Mike Donlin.

The theater lobbycard from “The General” includes a photo of, from left, Joe Keaton, Mike Donlan, Jim Farley, Glen Cavender and Tom Nawn, with Buster Keaton under the table.

In the heavy-duty bio of multi-faceted Donlin by esteemed SABR authors Steve Steinberg and Lyle Spatz, the tone is set right away with a Paul Gallico quote before the table of contents:

“You learn eventually that, while there are no villians, there are no heroes either. And until you make the final discovery that there are only human beings, who are there all the more fascinating, you are liable to miss something.”

After that, it’s gravy. Until you also come to the Dixon Weite quote on page 149 that adds: “Celebrity is paradoxically and pathetically the death warrant of a celebrity.”

Donlin was, believe it or not, the most popular ballplayer in New York at one point — that’s Chapter 21, focused on his time with the New York Giants, on John McGraw’s 1905 World Series title team, with a .333 career batting average. Overlapping, in 1908, he is doing a stage show called “Stealing Home,” for three years with his wife, vaudeville comedian Mable Hite.

On the Verdun2’s blog, it says: “I think this is an interesting picture because of the contrast between the two. Hite looks self-assured, Donlin doesn’t. Tells you which is used to being on stage, doesn’t it?”

Having made the switch from baseball to acting, he then goes from stage to the silver screen — including Paramount’s first sound feature, “Warming Up” in 1928.

“Turkey Mike,” as he was called because of his unique way of strutting to the plate (which he hated), became a baseball idol that couldn’t quite measure up in other entertainment venues. “Flickers” were getting popular, and Donlin strutted to a new medium. He starred in a movie about his life in 1915, then, with side trip to teach baseball to recruits during World War I, he migrated to Hollywood, where he found regular employment for much of the silent pictures era. From there, a life as a drinking buddy with John Barrymore does more damage than good. Hite’s early death precipitated much of that lifestyle choice, as he worked his way to Hollywood to see what he could do. Until his 1933 death at 55. Still, Donlin was the most successful of the ballplayers in Hollywood with about 60 roles between 1917 and 1935, many uncredited.

To think it all started with hoping a train from Peoria to California and a stint with the Santa Cruz Sandcrabs in 1899. And it may go on today as the 1949 musical, “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” written by Gene Kelly and co-starring Frank Sinatra, is said to be influenced by Donlin’s life story.

How they go in the scorebook

For every lights-camera- action, there is an equal and an opposite reaction, right?

If baseball’s history on film seems to be impactful in the past but lacking any recent traction, or attraction, as patrons are more used to seeing documentaries and less dramatic re-enactment, what can be done?

If possible, refer to how Ron Shelton wrote “The Church of Baseball: The Making of ‘Bull Durham’: Home Runs, Bad Calls, Crazy Fights, Big Swings and a Hit,” as we reviewed here, and see it as more of a cautionary tale about how to make a movie that happened to be about baseball.

As Gittell writes again: “Any institution that’s around for a century and a quarter will have to reinvent itself a few times to remain relevant. That’s the story of cinema and baseball. They’re not dying. They’re just in flux, as they always have been … The baseball film is uniquely positioned to explain America — but its popularity will depend on the mood of the nation. … As a film critic and a lifelong fan of the game, I wrote this book to spend time with my two great loves and deepen my understanding of their union. I wanted to share their secrets.”

Mission accomplished. With “Baseball: The Movie,” we get the personal connection. With “Mike Donlan,” we get more baseball and film, and this feels like the sweet spot for both to get their closeups.

You can look it up: More to ponder

= Referencing back to the April 1, 2024 review on Waite Hoyt’s autobiography, check out this post on his official X account — a story from his book:

== On the topic of “A League of Their Own,” there’s a new credit card commercial with Jennifer Garner bringing back a famous scene that uses nostalgia as a way not to connect with legal loan sharking. We’re not sure this is credible.

== Gittell wrote this story about the movie “Moneyball” for The Decider

== On his Substack account, Gittel has a post: How to write a book (based on the way he has done this).

== Mike Donlan’s bio from the SABR project that is more about his playing career.

Day 23 of 2024 baseball book reviews: Breaking Bard, or Much Ado about just having a ball

“Shakespeare and Baseball: Reflections of a
Shakespeare Professor and Detroit Tigers Fan”

The author:
Samuel Crowl

The publishing info:
Ohio U Press / 1804 Books
Pages; $21.95
Released March 19, 2024

The links:
The publishers website
At Bookshop.org
At Powells.com
At Vromans.com
At TheLastBookStoreLA
At Skylight Books
At {pages a bookstore}
At BarnesAndNoble.com; at Amazon.com

The review in 90 feet or less

Daniel Bard prepares to pitch in the ninth inning for the Boston Red Sox against the Houston Astros on April 25, 2013. Two days later, he was sent to the minors, his career seemingly over. (AP Photo/Michael Dwyer)

The Major League Baseball odyssey of pitcher Daniel Bard continues to play out like a Shakespeare soliloquy.

Bard’s first act, five seasons from 2009 to 2013 with Boston, and his second act, five more seasons from ’20 to this calendar year with Colorado, had an eight-year intermission.

Can he explain this 2,600-plus day gap in his resume.

Yup. He had the yips.

In ’23, a season where he spent three stints on the injury list for the Rockies, he pitched a game against his former team at Fenway Park. And got the win. Ten years after he departed from the team under a storm cloud in his mind.

New Yorker magazine made note of this achievement, and explained his plight:

Everyone figured that Bard would become a star. Instead, he lost control of his pitches. He missed spots by inches, then by feet. The ball would leave his hand traveling 97 mph, then bounce in the dirt, or sail toward the backstop, or drill the batter’s shoulder. Each time, he had to get back on the rubber to throw another pitch, with no idea where it would go. He blew leads. He bruised batters. He stood on the lonely island of the mound, engulfed by jeers. He was sent to the minors, where he spent five years trying to relearn what had once felt automatic. Finally, in 2017, he quit.

There are other cases, in baseball history, of players who suddenly couldn’t pitch or throw. It’s an affliction so dreaded that players sometimes refer to it as a disease or a monster — if they’re willing to talk about it at all. But Bard came to realize the necessity of facing it. Two years after retiring, he returned to baseball and became one of the most dominant relievers in the game. It was a remarkable and unprecedented comeback. It wouldn’t be his last.

Bard told the Boston Herald: “It’s wild, man. It’s definitely a little bit surreal, in a good way. I always wanted to come take my kids to a game here when they got a little older, I didn’t think I’d be playing in it, I thought I’d just be taking them as a fan.”

Wild indeed.

Bard’s last appearance in Boston: April 27, 2013. Two walks and allowing a run without recording an out in a 8-4 loss to Houston. He was sent to the minor leagues, released, and it looked like it was done.

But after a break, Bard proclaimed in 2018 he would try again. He signed a minor-league deal with Colorado in 2020. He made the opening day roster in the pandemic-shortened season. By ’22, he was one of the league’s top closers with 34 saves and a 1.79 ERA.

“It’s crazy, it’s wild that I’m here,” he said again.

In ’23, he started the season on the 15-day injured list, missing three weeks. He made the courageous declaration that it had to do with anxiety issues. It made sense. While pitching for Team USA in the 2023 World Baseball Classic, during a March 18 game against Venezuela, Bard faced four batters. All reached base, including Jose Altuve, who Bard hit with a pitch that left the Astros star with a broken thumb, needing surgery and forcing the Astros’ All Star him to miss the season’s first 43 games.

In the middle of ’23, the Denver Post’s Patrick Saunders wrote a piece: “A salute to Daniel Bard’s career and forthright battle vs. anxiety.” It started: “Daniel Bard is a pitcher, and a man, worth celebrating.”

By the end of ’23, Bard had two more IL stints, with right forearm fatigue, and finally at the end with a right forearm flexor strain. But as the 38-year-old enters the final year of a two-year, $19 million contract, he is back on the 60-day IL to start the 2024 season. In spring training, he tore the meniscus in his left knee while playing catch. Then it was discovered he needs surgery to repair the flexor tendon in his right elbow and will not pitch again in ’24.

“My tendency is to rush things back. If I could be pitching at even 80 percent. I’m going to find a way to be out there,” Bard told MLB.com last February from his home in Greenville, S.C. “This forces me to pull the reins back and just take things a little slower. It’ll be a good thing in the end.”

The Bard of Avon, William Shakespeare, wrote in Act II of his play “As You Like It”:

“Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in his head; and this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in every thing.”

It’s been noted that in Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet,” two star-crossed lovers are faced with great adversity, hiding their romance from their feuding families. As we recall from our high school honors English class, it didn’t end well.

As for Shakespeare lines above, however, there are many interpretations of what that actually means. One writer spelled out what it has meant to her:

Adversity builds character: Going through tough times can teach us important lessons about resilience, determination, and perseverance. When we overcome challenges, we become stronger and more capable of facing future obstacles.

Adversity fosters creativity: When we’re forced to think outside the box in order to solve problems, we can come up with innovative solutions that we might not have otherwise considered.

Adversity promotes growth: Facing adversity can force us to confront our weaknesses and limitations, and can push us to improve ourselves in order to meet the challenges ahead.

We’re almost positive the Bard of Colorado, Daniel, could relate to this. Just don’t go Willy Loman on us at this point of the journey.

If we check our Spark Notes, it reads: Between 1595 and 1600 Shakespeare faced a series of adversities that no doubt affected him profoundly, even as he continued to produce first-rate plays at a blistering pace. Many of the adversities that arose during this time related to the precariousness of the theater. In 1595 the Lord Chamberlain’s Men were preparing to move into a new theater in the Blackfriars district of London, when the Countess Elizabeth intervened. … Another patron adopted the players, but also because the company underwent a restructuring that involved the actors themselves, Shakespeare included, taking a financial stake in the company. The construction of the famous Globe Theater in 1599 ensured the company’s survival into the next century. Perhaps the greatest adversity Shakespeare faced during this period was the death of his only son, Hamnet (a twin, with a sister Judith). Scholars speculate that though Shakespeare no doubt grieved Hamnet’s death at the time, this grief would not find expression in his writing until around 1600, when he wrote the play that bears his dead son’s name—“Hamnet” and “Hamlet” were synonymous at the time. If this is true, then Shakespeare’s expression of grief takes an unexpected form in the play. Instead of the central grief being that of a beloved son’s death, the play centers on the murder of a cherished father.

If you’ve made this far, how about a reminder about This Date in Baseball: April 23, 2022: Detroit’s future Hall of Famer Miguel Cabrera collected his 3,000th hit.

And, This Date in Global History: April 23, 1564: William Shakespeare is born, 460 years ago, in Stratford-upon-Avon, England. Although his official date of birth is unknown, this is when it is observed, since records show he was baptized three days later. Where exactly was he born? Depends on who you ask.

And, April 23, 1616, at age 52, William Shakespeare died, in Stratford-upon-Avon. His final resting place is in that city’s Church of the Holy Trinity. His headstone reads:

Good friend, for Jesus’ sake forbear,
To dig the dust enclosed here.
Blessed be the man that spares these stones,
And cursed be he that moves my bones.

Cabrera was 39 when he reached his 3,000th hit. It is said Shakespeare’s number of dramatic works were about 39. Scholars debate that, as well as which ones were comedies, tragedies or dramas. That can add to the drama.

Samuel Crowl, an international Shakespeare scholar and fan of the Detroit Tigers, loves to make delicious connections between his two passions in this hymnal of a book project, a memoir that allows us to stretch our creative minds and find another way baseball permeates our belief that the play’s the thing we all embrace.

Saumel Crowl, trustee Professor of English Emeritus, teaching at Ohio University.

Crowl, awarded an Honorary Doctor of Humane Letters at Ohio University in 2015 and was its commencement speaker, writes he made his first Bard-Tiger connection in the summer of 1950. As a 10-year-old, he admired Detroit pitcher Hal Newhouser as he outlasted the Chicago White Sox in the first game Crowl attended. “Prince Hal,” as Newhouser was known, was the name of Shakespeare character given to Henry V of England in two plays, “Henry IV, Part 1” and “Henry IV, Part 2,” a term Falstaff uses to describe the lad who would ascend to the throne.

The first Shakespeare play Crowl was at age 12 — Alec Guinness as Richard III in nearby Ontario, Canada. His parents took him on repeated summer trips to Stratford, “where Shakespeare established his power on my imagination.”

Once you sense the overlap from Alec Guinness to Al Kaline, from Ian McKellen to Kirk Gibson, or Simon Russell Beale to Sparky Anderson, you can’t help yourself, finding some comfort in watching the Tigers’ ups and downs and going sideways over the years as the city of Detroit continues to have its own social growing pains, and Crowl views it from his residence in Bloomington, Indiana and lately from Athens, Ohio.

The third element of Crowl’s project is also how he used the first two elements to connect to his family, especially when writing letters to his children to update them on the Tigers’ progress as they were away at school. He could find himself at a Shakespeare Association of America convention with access to Fenway Park where his Tigers happened to be playing the Red Sox on Opening Day 1988 — Kirk Gibson had just departed to the Dodgers, and now it’s Alan Trammell, batting cleanup as the shortstop, hitting a two-run homer in the 10th inning to win the game for Jack Morris, triumphing over Roger Clemens. Yes, on Opening Day, both Morris (nine Ks, three earned runs) and Clemens (11 Ks, three earned runs) went the first nine innings. Morris got the win as he was still the pitcher of record. Red Sox reliever Lee Smith took the loss. And that ’88 season ended with the Red Sox winning the AL East by one game over the Tigers.

“This little book has three bases and a longing for home,” Crowl writes at the start.

Besides, as Crowl continues, “baseball is the writer’s game. Poets, novelists, essayists, biographers, historians and even Shakespeareans have found the game irresistible. Writers love the pace and grace of the game and the way it invites history to seep into the watching of any individual encounter. What other game has its own national anthem (played not at the beginning, but as the game reaches its climax), an Iowa field of dreams, and mock-epic poem?”

You can’t help but keep going stanza after stanza.

How it goes in the scorebook

Poetic in that we rose today, finished reading this, produced the review, and felt as if we actually seized the day, as they say. Mostly, seized the date — Four-twenty-three-twenty four could be just the right combination for a comedy of eras.

You can look it up: More to ponder

== There is also a Tigers-Shakespeare connection in this self-published tome, from almost 25 years ago: “Shakespeare on Baseball: Such Time-Beguiling Sport” by David Goodnough.

== A 1990 Letter to the Editor in the New York Times under the headline “What Shakespeare Knew About Baseball” reads:

To the Editor:

It’s time to settle once and for all the debate over the first references in print to the game of baseball. The earliest references to baseball occur in the plays of William Shakespeare and include the following:

“And so I shall catch the fly” (“Henry V,” Act V, scene ii).
“I’ll catch it ere it come to ground” (“Macbeth,” III, v).
“A hit, a very palpable hit!” (“Hamlet,” V, ii).
“You may go walk” (“Taming of the Shrew,” II, i).
“Strike!” (“Richard III,” I, iv).
“For this relief much thanks” (“Hamlet,” I, i).
“You have scarce time to steal” (“Henry VIII,” III, ii).
“O hateful error” (“Julius Caesar,” V, i).
“Run, run, O run!” (“King Lear,” V, iii).
“Fair is foul and foul is fair” (“Macbeth,” I, i).
“My arm is sore” (“Antony and Cleopatra,” II, v).
“I have no joy in this contract” (“Romeo and Juliet,” II, ii).

I trust that the question of who first wrote about baseball is now finally settled.
= Earl L. Dachslager, The Woodlands, Tex.

== And we part with this: